Sunday, June 29, 2008

Teen dies from Batman ride

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,373341,00.html

"AUSTELL, Ga. — A teenager was decapitated by a roller coaster after he hopped a pair of fences and entered a restricted area Saturday at Six Flags Over Georgia, authorities said.

Six Flags officials are uncertain why 17-year-old Asia Leeshawn Ferguson of Springfield, South Carolina scaled two six-foot fences and passed signs that said the restricted area was both off-limits and dangerous to visitors, spokeswoman Hela Sheth said in a news release.

Authorities were investigating reports from witnesses who said the Ferguson jumped the fences to retrieve a hat he lost while riding the Batman roller coaster, said Cobb County police Sgt. Dana Pierce. Police have declined to release the teenager's name until an autopsy is completed.

Six Flags said it closed the roller coaster after the Saturday afternoon accident out of respect for the Ferguson's family.

Police said the ride was going full-speed when the Ferguson was struck. The ride's top speed is 50 mph, according to the park's Web site.

No one riding on the roller coaster was injured, Sheth said. The teen was with another boy who also entered the restricted area but was not injured, Pierce said.

Ferguson and his parents were at the park with a group from the Oakey Spring Baptist Church near Springfield, S.C., police said.

In May 2002, 58-year-old groundskeeper Samuel Milton Guyton of Atlanta was killed after he wandered in a restricted area under the Batman roller coaster's path and was struck in the head by the dangling leg of one of the ride's passengers. The ride was closed for a day to allow the federal Occupational Safety and Health Administration to inspect the ride. It was deemed safe for passengers."

What a fucking moron. This might be a dick thing to say, but he totally deserved it. I think I smell a Darwin Award...and for those of you who don't know what the Darwin Awards are, they are a joke recognition for people who have died because of their own stupidity, named after Charles Darwin for his natural selection, "survival of the fittest" ideas. Basically, these "award-winners" are doing humanity a favor by removing themselves (and therefore, their stupidity) from the gene-pool.

2 comments:

frenchvelvet said...

Ahhh I'm sorry, it's a thing...

Please close your parenthetical!! Ahh!!! I don't know why, but open parentheticals make me anxious.

-bobbie

Andy said...

Fixed! I actually didn't even want the parentheses there, probably why I didn't close it originally.